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By Benjamin Hong, Co-Editor-in-Chief Disclaimer: This is a work of satire and in no way suggests that this is an actual practice of the Superintendent’s. In a video statement on Tuesday, Howard County Superintendent William Barnes admitted that the district’s inclement weather cancellations were largely based on his daily horoscope. The confession was prompted by…
By Millie George, Staff Writer River Hill High School Vice Principal Mrs. Jawhar has officially implemented a new disciplinary policy regarding cellphones: any student caught using their device during school hours must take it to Mrs. Jawhar’s office where she will use her “learning tools” to destroy it. In a bold move, Mrs. Jawhar claims…
By Abigale Paterniti, Co-Editor-in-Chief For the first time in history, tRiver Hill English Department reports that students have, in fact, read their assigned books, without cramming sparknotes. The discovery was made during a socratic seminar, when multiple students began actually referencing specific scenes, iconic lines, and names of characters. Initially, the English teachers assumed that…
By Roshwitha Buduri and Layla Abukhdeir, Staff Writers
By Abi Paterniti, Co-Editor-in-Chief; Maya Gambhir, Staff Writer; and Jennifer Newman, Staff Writer
By Ema Bojaxhi and Siena Houk, Staff Writers
By Shivali Shah and Benjamin Hong, Co-Editors-In-Chief
By Grace Barker, Quill Writer With the holiday season wrapping up, River Hill has celebrated the holidays with happiness, connection and traditions of their own. From hosting Christmas Eve dinner with lasagna to lighting Hanukkah candles, River Hill sure loves to celebrate the holidays, but what makes the holidays so special to our community? The…
By Nikhil Krishnamoorthi, Quill Writer With midterms ending, River Hill High School had officially entered what students call an “academic crisis.” Hallways were silent, students begged for mercy and every conversation started by saying “Why?” According to the midterm schedule, clearly written by someone who has never met a teenager, students took just one exam…
By Joshi Mylavarapu and Divya Pavuluri, Quill Writers For most high school students, the course selection period is the hardest. What feels like a time where school has just started, has already turned into the course request process for the upcoming school year. Here at River Hill, academics are always a top priority, and juggling…