By Maire Crooks, The Current Co-Editor in Chief Several River Hill teachers have recently come out in support of a recently popularized AI platform, ChatGPT, to assist students with assignments. “ChatGPT is a wonderful resource to enhance assignments and assist in troubling tasks!” exclaims Mr. Shagogue, a member of River Hill’s English department. “It helps…
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2023 Prom Playlist: Classical Music Only
By Claire Burnett, The Current Co-Editor-in-Chief Prom season is starting: buying dresses and tuxes, looking for dates, and deciding where to take pictures is on everyone’s mind. Another important component of prom planning is choosing the music to be played by the DJ. To go along with this year’s theme, red carpet, the DJ this…
School Gets Influx of White Paper (YOU WON’T BELIEVE PEOPLE’S REACTIONS!!!!)
By Riley Gonzales, News Editor After toiling away on multicolored worksheets for months, River Hill has recently received a large shipment of white paper. This influx of white paper has many students excited, yet some remain apprehensive. “I’m glad we’re getting more white paper,” sophomore Jeremy Graham shared. “I’m tired of writing on green paper….
Prepare Your Backpacks.
By Kamarya Buckley, Staff Writer River Hill High School will soon introduces a new backpack check policy to promote safety. Beginning in May, students will be subject to a backpack check at the start of each school day. The new policy was implemented after a recent rise in school-related incidents like people bringing too many…
Mrs. Shagogue Becomes Señora Shagogue
By Lauren Shin, Staff Writer Mrs. Shagogue has been a part of the River Hill community as a Media Specialist since 2021. And now, she moves further on to become the new teacher for Spanish II Honors and Spanish III CC. With the departure of Dra. Alvarado, a current Spanish teacher here at River Hill…
River Hill Staff Takes Over Students’ Parking Spots
By Lux Sheplee, Staff Writer An ongoing issue that River Hill High School experiences is the fight for spots in the student and staff parking lot. Certain parking spots have yellow lines, indicating that they are meant for teachers only. Parking spots with white lines are meant for the students. The spaces meant for teachers…
Executive Order 14093: A Threat to Democracy or a Beacon of Hope?
By Benjamin Hong, Staff Writer On the 18th of March, 2023, President Biden signed Executive Order 14093, issuing changes to the widely recited Pledge of Allegiance. Famously opening with “I pledge allegiance to the Flag,” the Biden Administration has released the revised edition, which has the word “declare” substituted for “pledge” in the opening line….
Early Bird
By Aneesa Khawaja, Staff Writer In a shocking move, Howard County starting next semester will begin classes promptly at 3 am. The decision had been finalized after years of discussion on how to improve academic performance. This has sparked outrage among parents and students alike, with many questioning the reasoning behind such an early start…
River Hill Teachers Cracking Down on “Inappropriate” Music Listening During School Hours
By Salma Zaghari, Staff Writer In an effort to improve academic performance and create a more conducive learning environment, teachers at River Hill High School have started monitoring students’ Spotify playlists during school hours. The new policy aims to ensure that students are only listening to piano music, which is believed to enhance concentration and…