By Ethan Guo, Staff Writer In a surprising but not unexpected announcement this week, the school cafeteria’s food has been described by students as a “mystery science experiment” while they try to figure out what they are eating. This idea came after months of confusion about the meals being served. Many students say that the…
Superintendent Barnes Shocked He Got Away With It For So Long
By Benjamin Hong, Co-Editor-in-Chief Disclaimer: This is a work of satire and in no way suggests that this is an actual practice of the Superintendent’s. In a video statement on Tuesday, Howard County Superintendent William Barnes admitted that the district’s inclement weather cancellations were largely based on his daily horoscope. The confession was prompted by…
New Phone Policy: Mrs. Jawhar Leaves No Room for Second Chances
By Millie George, Staff Writer River Hill High School Vice Principal Mrs. Jawhar has officially implemented a new disciplinary policy regarding cellphones: any student caught using their device during school hours must take it to Mrs. Jawhar’s office where she will use her “learning tools” to destroy it. In a bold move, Mrs. Jawhar claims…
Breaking: Students Actually Read Assigned Books
By Abigale Paterniti, Co-Editor-in-Chief For the first time in history, tRiver Hill English Department reports that students have, in fact, read their assigned books, without cramming sparknotes. The discovery was made during a socratic seminar, when multiple students began actually referencing specific scenes, iconic lines, and names of characters. Initially, the English teachers assumed that…
The Role of Media Specialists
By Roshwitha Buduri and Layla Abukhdeir, Staff Writers
Senior Capstone Research Project
By Abi Paterniti, Co-Editor-in-Chief; Maya Gambhir, Staff Writer; and Jennifer Newman, Staff Writer
Model UN Spotlight
By Ema Bojaxhi and Siena Houk, Staff Writers
Graduation Speech Auditions
By Shivali Shah and Benjamin Hong, Co-Editors-In-Chief
Holiday Magic: What makes the holidays so special to River Hill?
By Grace Barker, Quill Writer With the holiday season wrapping up, River Hill has celebrated the holidays with happiness, connection and traditions of their own. From hosting Christmas Eve dinner with lasagna to lighting Hanukkah candles, River Hill sure loves to celebrate the holidays, but what makes the holidays so special to our community? The…
The Midterm Schedule Actively Plotted Against Us!!!
By Nikhil Krishnamoorthi, Quill Writer With midterms ending, River Hill High School had officially entered what students call an “academic crisis.” Hallways were silent, students begged for mercy and every conversation started by saying “Why?” According to the midterm schedule, clearly written by someone who has never met a teenager, students took just one exam…