{"id":3159,"date":"2023-04-01T20:03:56","date_gmt":"2023-04-02T00:03:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/riverhillcurrent.com\/?p=3159"},"modified":"2023-04-01T20:04:05","modified_gmt":"2023-04-02T00:04:05","slug":"school-gets-influx-of-white-paper-you-wont-believe-peoples-reactions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverhillcurrent.com\/school-gets-influx-of-white-paper-you-wont-believe-peoples-reactions\/","title":{"rendered":"School Gets Influx of White Paper (YOU WON\u2019T BELIEVE PEOPLE\u2019S REACTIONS!!!!)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>By Riley Gonzales, News Editor<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After toiling away on multicolored worksheets for months, River Hill has recently received a large shipment of white paper. This influx of white paper has many students excited, yet some remain apprehensive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m glad we\u2019re getting more white paper,\u201d sophomore Jeremy Graham shared. \u201cI\u2019m tired of writing on green paper. Green is my least favorite color.\u201d Without any white paper available, students have been forced to write on paper in any manner of colors, blue, yellow, pink, and of course, the infamous green. Complaints have been heard from all throughout the school, with some teachers expressing frustration over the multicolored mess decreasing efficiency in the classrooms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI can\u2019t wait for the blank paper to come back!\u201d junior Lily Potts intoned, explaining that her productivity has significantly decreased since the white paper shortage began in late fall. Her grades have dropped due to lack of motivation, and she laments, \u201cWhat is the point of trying without white paper to support me?\u201d Lily proclaims hope that she will see her grades rise once again now that white paper is more readily available.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>However, not everyone is happy about the new shipment of supplies. Junior Benjamin Gray reproves, \u201cI am despondent that we\u2019re getting more white paper! Colorful paper is very functional and makes my paper airplanes look sophisticated.\u201d When asked to elaborate, he enthusiastically enunciated, \u201cI make all my differential equations worksheets into paper airplanes. School is more fun that way, and the colorful paper has better aerodynamic qualities. I particularly like the green ones.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It seems Benjamin is not the only one in opposition of white paper. Senior Valerie Vianne Stanford heatedly avouched&nbsp; her views on the subject, lambosting, \u201cI think white paper is an affront to society.\u201d She refused to elaborate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Though most students seem to be picking a side on this pressing topic, a rare few remain neutral:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t see what everyone is so excited about.\u201d Freshman Juliana Walls said. \u201cIt\u2019s just white paper.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While it remains to be seen whether the influx of white paper will have a positive or negative impact on River Hill, students should be prepared for white paper to flood the hallways.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Riley Gonzales, News Editor After toiling away on multicolored worksheets for months, River Hill has recently received a large shipment of white paper. This influx of white paper has many students excited, yet some remain apprehensive. \u201cI\u2019m glad we\u2019re getting more white paper,\u201d sophomore Jeremy Graham shared. \u201cI\u2019m tired of writing on green paper&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":3160,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[510],"tags":[286,517,269,211,285],"class_list":["post-3159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satire","tag-journalism","tag-paper","tag-rhhs","tag-river-hill","tag-river-hill-high-school"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/riverhillcurrent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Screen-Shot-2023-04-01-at-8.03.29-PM.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverhillcurrent.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverhillcurrent.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverhillcurrent.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverhillcurrent.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverhillcurrent.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3159"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/riverhillcurrent.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3162,"href":"https:\/\/riverhillcurrent.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3159\/revisions\/3162"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverhillcurrent.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverhillcurrent.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverhillcurrent.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverhillcurrent.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}